RankCheesy Pick Up LineVotesRating
1I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?1
2Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.1
3Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name (take a guess) …Jennifer????1
4See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute. 1
5Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!1
6I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.1
7Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!1
8When God made you, he was showing off.1
9Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!1
10I don’t know if you’re beautiful or not, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.1
11Excuse me; I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait; it’s just a sparkle.1
12Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!1
13Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!1
14Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.1
15Excuse me; can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.1
16Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.1
17My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!1
18Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!1
19You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.0
20You are a 9 – you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.0
21Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.0
22Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.0
23I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!0
24If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.0
25You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.0
26I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen.0
27Can I have directions? (“To where?”) To your heart.0
28If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.0
29You’re eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and baby, I’m all lost at sea.0
30Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?0
31You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world. 0
32Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.0
33You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.0
34You must be in the wrong place, the Miss Universe contest is over there!0
35Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.0
36Were your parents Greek Gods, ’cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.0
37Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.0
38Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.0
39You know, the Power company is looking for you because you’re so electrifying.0
40Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.0
41I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.0
42I must be a snowflake, ‘cuz I’ve fallen for you.0
43Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.0
44Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!0
45Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!0
46Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on earth!0
47Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.0
48If I had a nickle for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you I’d have 5 cents.0
49Stare at girl. (“What are you staring at?”) You, before I wake up from this dream.0
50What time do you have to be back in heaven?0
51It’s a good thing that I have my library card. (Why?) Because I’m totally checking you out! 0
52Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?0
53Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!0
54How was Heaven when you left it?0
55Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.0
56Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?0
57If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.0
58Excuse me; I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.0
59I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.0
60I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.0
61If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.0
62Do I know you? Because you look like my next girlfriend.0
63The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.0
64Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.0
65For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.0