| 1 | The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight. | 1 | |
| 2 | You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night. | 2 | |
| 3 | I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you. | 1 | |
| 4 | If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the McGorgeous! | 1 | |
| 5 | Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive. | 1 | |
| 6 | Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. | 1 | |
| 7 | Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems. | 1 | |
| 8 | I cannot wait until tomorrow. (Why?) Because you get more and more beautiful every day. | 1 | |
| 9 | You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life! | 1 | |
| 10 | You make my software turn into hardware! | 1 | |
| 11 | Hey are those Jeans? Cuz they’re blue! | 1 | |
| 12 | If I was a Jedi would you be my force? | 1 | |
| 13 | Excuse me; I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle. | 1 | |
| 14 | Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? | 0 | |
| 15 | You’re sweeter then frutose. | 0 | |
| 16 | I wish you were DSL so i could get high speed access | 0 | |
| 17 | I wish I were a burger, so I can get between those buns. | 0 | |
| 18 | I think I feel like Richard Gere – I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman. | 0 | |
| 19 | I may not be a genie but I can make your wishes come true. | 0 | |
| 20 | Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of ya’ll! | 0 | |
| 21 | Is your name Mickey? because your so fine! | 0 | |
| 22 | Your a magnet, I’m a staple, I’m attracted to you. | 0 | |
| 23 | Your so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan. | 0 | |
| 24 | It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me. | 0 | |
| 25 | You’re so hot you make the sun envious. | 0 | |
| 26 | You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me. | 0 | |